Tagged by you creature of hell. *glares*

1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Right, I’ll go for a character of a demon from my book, I'm not solid on his name yet O.o

1) What gender are you?
No idea, male I guess O.o

2) What is your age?
I dunno, stopped counting after a few hundred…

3) Do you want a hug?
Do you want a piano to be casually dropped on you?

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Erm, does setting circumstances for people’s deaths count? Because, ya know, I it’s kind of in my job description…

5) What is your favorite food?
Demons don’t eat.

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cant you read? I told you, demons don’t eat!

7) Are you a virgin?
Nor do we have sex…

8) Have you killed anyone?
Yes, that’s kind of my purpose in life…

9) Do you hate anyone?
My charge’s current reincarnation, stupid human, it’s like he’s resilient to anything!

10) Do you have any secrets?
I do, for example, where I have hidden your mother’s corpse is a BIG secret.

11) What is your favorite season?
Summer, it’s easy to set things on fire.

12) Who are your best friends?
My charge’s sister’s demon seems to think we’re bff… just because we’re stuck together with sibling charges. I spend my miserable existence criticizing his lack of demonic capacity… I feel sorry for his charge, I really do.

13) What are your hobbies?
Tripping my charge’s feet, setting things on fire, killing people, the usual…

14) What is your favorite drink?
Your blood. If you stop asking food questions. And I am NOT jealous!

15) When is your birthday?
No one's really sure.

16) What age did you die?
I am cursed to live forever. No, I am not a vampire. Useless moody creatures.

17) Are you nice or mean?
After a couple of centuries you’ll get mean and sarcastic as well. Stuck with that stupid charge of mine is not helping.

18) What do you think of your creator?
Occasionally have the itch to break her favorite pen so she won’t do what she did to me, by creating more miserable characters and harassing them.

19) What is your weakness?
That stupid rookie demon I am forced to baby-sit. Am I getting soft?

20) How long can you stay under water?
I can become an Orca if I want to, do the math.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Mess with the life of my charge, Ya know, make it interesting, until it is time for him to die

22) Do you love someone?
Demons cant ‘love someone’ I’m too cool for ‘loving someone’ anyways.

23) Does that person love you back?
What like I’d love them by selling their address to a mercenary?

24) Do you like me?
Hell no. I only tolerate you because my creator thinks she can keep me in character for more then five minutes. How deluded is she?

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Getting my charge in trouble

26) At night?
As stated above.

27) Do you like meatballs?
Again with the food questions? I am going to hunt down your demon and make sure you die a slow and painful death!

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
You still talking?

29) Are you gay?
Seriously, how did you come up with this stupid interview?

30) DoucheSayWhat?
MeSayClapYourJawsOrSufferConsciences!

31) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
If in theory I could starve, which I can’t, I’d grab my supposed ‘lover’s head and bang it against the door (middle ages ‘opening huge double doors with poll’ style) till we’re out.

32) Wow, really?
Swear on your life.

33) What is your place of origin?
My lowlife creator’s sick twisted mind. *death-stares viciously at author*

34) Who are your parents?
The spirit Fate is my supposed mother, but she has so many children we’re not exactly socializing much. Plus I hate her for gluing me to my idiotic charge.

35) Are you wearing underwear right now??
Lets see you try pulling underwear on a cat without getting scratched till I bleed you dry.

36) Whats your occupation?
Soul demon, Fate’s loyal servant.

37) What makes you unique?
My strikingly sharp and plain awesome personality, and so does my methods of execution.

38) Hookay, this is ending now, did ya enjoy it?
Don’t flatter yourself. I’m only doing this because my creator is making me.

Well that was fun, now excuse me while I find another place to hide my favorite pen. Stupid demon!
- What was that?
Er nothing, go back to setting that matchbox on fire In a paper factory...
- If you say so,

Right, I tag , and